30 something degrees in Miami?

Did I miss something?
Because the last time I checked, Miamians don't even know HOW to scrape ice off of their cars in the morning. Most of us don't own winter clothes- hell, today I wore mittens, and I felt like an animal.

I need the warm weather back. I live in Miami. I need sunshine. Yes, even in winter.

A private party.

Lindsay Lohan - "Lindsay's Private Party"
by hotcelebs

Wait a second.. what?

Julie and I last night.

You guys! I'm Alive!

I've been a boring blogger for the past couple of weeks, and I apologize whole-heartedly. I'm usually so ready to post about my day, or what show I'm into- or how many Miami skanks I had to cuss out..

But I've been so busy with holiday shopping and trying to work out where all this money is coming from. It's a hectic time of year, you guys. No time to blog when you're going broke, you know?

Anyhow, don't stop following me just yet. I'll be back with a vengeance very soon.

'Til then, I'll post a picture or so here and there on Tumblr. Love you all.

Thought you knew!

With Black friday, and Thanksgiving- it's been a very eventful past couple of days.

I'm fat and broke.

So this is what it feels like.

SEX REHAB WITH DR. DREW

It feels like its been FOREVER since I've watched a new episode! New episode tonight @ 10!

My only complaint with this show is KERI ANN. Is she out of her mind? This isn't a resort sweetheart. You have a Sexual addiction. Get up, and get your own orange juice! And stop talking back to Dr. Drew! He's such a sweetheart! We understand you're sexually frustrated, but that's no excuse! Pull up your pants! We can almost see your cooter!

I didn't even know who she was, but I youtubed- and found this:



I never would have guessed she had a sexual addiction.

Signs
by mg02

I would post the pictures,

But I don't want to have to put the "content warning" on this thing as of yet.
TILA TEQUILA HAVE YOU NO HOME TRAINING?!
Don't you know to remove your tampon before you pose naked on the internet?
Amateur.

Miss Van!

I love Miss Van, you guys! I was so happy to see her work in a book I bought today. If you're into graffiti and street art you should really invest in this book -it's the most extensive one I've seen so far.

2012

I saw the movie 2012. I told myself as soon as I heard that movie was coming out, that I wouldn’t. I go back on my word with movies, you guys. I’ll do the same with Twilight, rest assured. Oh I’m sorry. New Moon.

Anyhow, I saw the movie and I can’t really complain. It had everything I expected a good movie to have, and it made me cry- I love that in a movie. Crying helps me unwind. Don’t judge me.

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about 2012. I’m not getting into the facts on this blog. We all know the “facts” about the Mayans, and Nostradamus, so I digress. The preview urges viewers to “find out the truth” and to Google 2012. I’ll just go with that. If you know nothing of 2012, just Google it.

If you do, you’ve probably asked yourself what you’re going to do with the next 3 years or so of your life. Should we start to focus on the quality of our lives now? If the world is going to end in three years, what the hell am I doing? I should be blowing all my money, and finding ways to end this right. In other words, I should be on a boat.